Okay, so i know most of you are going to get a quick giggle out of this.

My first time golfing was just a couple weeks ago, i didn't know what club was what so i just grabbed one. So i went to swing as hard as i could at the ball and i missed and hit myself in the back! It hurt...i found out later that it was a putter, so luckily it wasnt the big one with the fat heavy end on it :P